Date: Fri, 1 Apr 1994 16:04:24 -0500
From: Ed Schwartz <EDCIVIC@DELPHI.COM>
To: Multiple recipients of list COMMUNET 
Subject: THE MOTHER OF ALL SUMMITS

                   ANNOUNCING A GLOBAL SUMMIT

                THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN

      In AUGUST (Nothing else in happening August, right?)

       Is cyberspace the real route to Deep Space 9 and beyond?
        Can we get online with Everlasting Peace?

Join millions throughout the world for this breakthrough quest for the
ultimate truth that may lie just beyond the internet...

Keynote--(Delivered over C-Span from Mt. Rushmore, Aug. 1st)

        Vice-President Al Gore, "Reinventing the Spiritual Dimension
        of Environmental Consciousness in Cyberspace in the 21st Century"

Major Event 1--August 8th--"Expatiation by Email Encyclical"

        Pope John Paul issues first "Expatiation by Email Encyclical"
        outlining proper form of email confessions and mailing lists approved
        by the Vatican for this purpose. For direct response from the Vatican
        transmit confessions with body text of "Mea Culpa" ,
        send Forgive@Vatican.com

Major Event 2--"International Gurusenet Group Exposition" (Aug.9-15th)

        Gurus from around the world gather in Telluride, Colorado
        to sign up followers for their Gurusenet groups.
        The Clintons are expected to attend.

Major Event 3--Windows NTOTW (August 25th)

        Bill Gates descends from Mt.Sinai, his hair gray, his face luminous,
        clutching diskettes for Window NTOTW (Not of this World)
        OS2 machines across experience a simultaneous global crash.

                 Concluding Event (August 28th)

All the Gophers in the World dispatch Veronica to seek out All the
Gophers in the World Beyond

Stay tuned for registration information and startling details!

(This April Fools Message brought to you courtesy of Ed Schwartz,
Institute for the Study of Civic Values, 1218 Chestnut St, Rm.702,
Philadelphia, Pa. 19107, 215-238-1434 edcivic@delphi.com.....
The devil made me do it.)

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